笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力，促进身体健康。在交际场合，能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默，不仅可以体现自己的语言水平，还可以提升个人魅力。下面小编整理了五个经典搞笑的笑话，希望可以给你的生活带来欢乐！爆笑英语笑话一：How do I get the gum out?我怎么把口香糖取出来?

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers,the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the planelanded, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I"m meeting mywife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”

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爆笑英语笑话二：Excellent skills 绝妙的技巧

After friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。

In an instant, a skycap was at his side. sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。“先生，”脚夫说道，“很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。”

爆笑英语笑话三：因祸得福 To Profit from a Misfortune

A man was a butterfingers. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.

At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.

The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deducted from his wages every week until the vase was paid for. He asked: "How much did it cost?" "Five hundred dollars." said the manager. "Oh, that"s wonderful," he said happily, "I"m so happy that I have got a steady job at last."

有一个人很粗心，老是打烂东西。他已失业好几个月了。

最后他在一个瓷器店找到了一个工作。可是才干了几天，他就打烂了一个很大的花瓶。

经理把他到办公室去，告诉他每个星期都要扣他的工钱，直到赔偿够了为止。他就问：“那个花瓶值多少钱?”经理说：“值500美元。”他很高兴地说：“啊!太妙了，我非常高兴，终于有个稳定的工作啦。”

爆笑英语笑话四：我干得怎么样 How did I do

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let"s get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let"s get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻。 他们得到命令去疏散一群闲逛的人，于是他们开车去了那条街，看到路口站着一群人。

新警察摇下窗户：“大家注意了，快离开这里。”人们看了他几眼，没理他。他喊起来：“离开这里，马上离开!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威胁下还是离开了。

新警察对他第一次执行公务的结果很满意，对老警察说：“我干得怎么样?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑着说，“尤其是在公共汽车站。”

爆笑英语笑话五：我可以回家了

Now i can go home

One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I"ll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It" s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

我 可 以 回 家 了

一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂，他非常生气地问：“谁涂的? 请站起来。”鲍勃说：“先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见。”